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[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his[/FONT][/FONT]​


[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]sliced the man's wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]the wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and the then flew off.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck Was that?"[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said, [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=@Arial Unicode MS][FONT=@Arial Unicode MS]"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"[/FONT][/FONT]
 
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