A middle-aged man walks into the J.C. Penney's lingerie department.
He tells the sales lady, " Iwould like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 32A."
With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, "What kind of bra?"
He repeats, "A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Oh, yes, now I understand," says the sales lady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra, while few still buy the Episcopal bra."
Confused, and a little embarrassed, the man asks, "So, what are the differences?"
The sales lady responds, "It's really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright, but the Episcopal bra, which originally featured a strong foundation, has lost support with its flimsy one-size fits all stretch model."
He muses on that information for a minute and says, "Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?"
"Ah," she replied, "the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills."
