"I was drunk" is not a good defense.
LOL!
It is if you got caught with someone else's hand in your cookie jar, instead of an affair she was raped.
Anyhow here's a related story from when I lived in NWFL.
CRESTVIEW A female goat might have been sexually assaulted and killed Saturday near the Okaloosa-Walton county line, according to lawmen and the Panhandle Animal Welfare Society.
PAWS director of animal services, Dee Thompson-Poirrier, described the crime scene off U.S. Highway 90 as brutal.
The goats death was suspicious, but there was no evidence it was the victim of a ritualistic animal sacrifice, she said.
The incident was reported by the goats owners, a Crestview couple, according to authorities. They couldnt be reached for comment Monday.
Responders used a rape kit provided by the Okaloosa County Sheriffs Office to preserve evidence in line with crime-scene standards.
It was the only clean way we knew of to get a specimen, Thompson-Poirrier said.
Semen was found inside the goat, but PAWS was still trying to find a laboratory that could quickly process the sample because the Florida Department of Law Enforcement is backlogged.
Though the semen hasnt been proven as human, Thompson-Poirrier and a veterinarian who examined the goat want the semen tested and compared to the states convicted-felon database.
The goat owner does not have male goats (anymore), Thompson-Poirrier said. She added the large goat was pregnant.
It has since been necropsied, and tissue samples, which should help determine a cause of death, were taken. The goat will be cremated.
A human suspect has been tentatively identified but police havent made an arrest yet, according to Thompson-Poirrier and lawmen.
She said the incident, which would be a felony because the animal died, is being taken seriously.
Were concerned that an individual who can do this can escalate into doing something worse, she said.