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Work continues as Ike looms...

jwintosh

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i just received this memo from Eric's boss:

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings


As we watch the progress of a storm, the following are the firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.


Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.


Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.


Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.


Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

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Sounds alot like my work. They never call production until they see if they have enough to run. AKA We'll wait to see how many idiots showed up and if we don't have enough, we'll let the idiots go back home. Dedication equals two trips out into the danger. :thinkidea
 
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