Yo Mamma is so fat....

[Hot_Sauce]

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Sauce, those are really "Blasts from the Past" my friend!

 

[tsimonitis]

One of my favs...Yo mamma so fat she wore a Malcom X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on her back.

 

[dpricenator]

Where did you meet my Mom???

 

[diesel]

Yo mama so fat she sat down on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.

Bitch is soooo fat the last time she seen 90210 was on the damn scale...........

Don't get me started.

So old she got Moses' beeper number.

 

[musicman]

Yo Mama's so fat she has smaller fatter women orbiting around her.

 

[sofc]

.... that when she jumps up, she gets stuck.

 

[Slow Burn]

..... her blood type is "ragu"

..... when we tell her to "haul ass", it takes her 3 trips!

..... she puts runs in her jeans

..... i went to get off her, rolled over twice, and i was still on her!

..... if she broke her leg, gravy would pour out
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[Hot_Sauce]

Yo mamma is so fat that she has to take a bath at Sea World

 

[Smoke_Eater]

Your momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Your momma is so fat she did a cart wheel and kicked god in the face!

Your sister is so skinny her nipples touch!

Your momma is so fat when she jumped over a fence, she had to jump twice!

 

[Hot_Sauce]

Yo momma's so that that when I woke up and rolled over three times to get out of bed, I realized that was still on top of her!!