Yogiism's - create your own

[goin' fer smoke]

I thought since we have a this or that that continually is added onto... and Talk like Yoda is still being spoken... I wanted to try Yogiism's... For those younger one's here on the board I will give you a brief rundown of what I am talking about.

"A Yogiism is an amusing speech error or paradox of a kind associated with Yogi Berra, a baseball player. Similar utterances are called 'Colemanballs' in the UK, 'Cruijffiaans' in Holland and Trapattonismi in Italy)."

Here are some of his utterings:

1. “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
2. “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
3. “You can observe a lot just by watching.”
4. “It’s déjà vu all over again.”
5. “If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up someplace else.”
6. “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”


So I will start with one that I dreamed up...

I forgot more than I will ever remember.


Who's next?

 

[RX2010]

this will require a little bit of thought... probably won't be too popular around these parts

 

[caudio51]

It gets late early out there.

 

[goin' fer smoke]

Now it has to be your own creation... no borrowing...

 

[caudio51]

man you make this hard it's so easy

 

[cvm4]

Definitely a thinker here

 

[sarnone]

I was born at a very young age!

 

[MichiganM]

When I'm really sick I usually don't feel very well.

 

[Headbanger]

I'm too tired to go to sleep.

 

[smokem94]

Here is one we used to use when we would go hunting and stayed in an old Airsteam trailer that had propane heat and a propane refrigerator. We were afraid it leaked propane so at night my Uncle would make sure we would crack a window.........he said, "We need to make sure we don't wake up dead"

 

[jwintosh]

ha! i first read it as, "yoda-ism" .... to early in the morning, i think....