You funny bastids

[Newt]

I have noticed that when I read these forums there is a whole lot of completely friggen hilarious people around here.



So here's your chance...



Post the funnies thing you can think of... and we'll all be spitting our coffee together in the morning



Now THIS will be quality drivel my schnizle

 

[Eric]

Did you hear about the exhibitionist who was planning to retire?



He decided to stick it out for another year.

 

[David]

I stuck all the cigars I bombed vipe with under my sack and jogged a mile on the treadmill.

 

[David]

1 at a time...took me 100 miles of jogging.

 

[David]

Lost 25 pounds tho...thanks vipe.

 

[Eric]

So Dave...

Tell us the REAL reason your dog hobbles on 3 legs now?

 

[David]

So Dave...

Tell us the REAL reason your dog hobbles on 3 legs now?

Cuz the other 25 cigars were under his sack.

 

[Eric]

What were you doing putting your cigar on his sack? I'm worried for you...

 

[Chinkowski]

thats why they call 'em dog rockets!!