Your Uzi weighs a ton? So does my tequila apparently!

[AZSaxman]

really!?!? Who buys this???

 

[Clint]

Crap...This was going to be your Christmas gift!

 

[AZSaxman]

Hahaha! Somehow I'm thinking this isn't your run of the mill sipping tequila.. Shooters only! ( sorry couldn't be helped!)

 

[Clint]

Definitely not 'high caliber'....

 

[orangedog]

I'd order "a round" for the bar

 

[Docbp87]

I am proud to say that I have actually consumed tequila out of a squirt gun on more than one occasion in my life. Both were ridiculous.

 

[mwlabel]

I have this sitting on my bar:

eace:

 

[FireDoc83]

Definitely not 'high caliber'....

Clint after a couple "shots" I bet is hits you with a "Bang"

 

[Clint]

How can you guys 'shell' out such bad jokes??

 

[orangedog]

could you use this as a floater on a row of drinks and then "light em up"

 

[Clint]

Looks like you have bad humor in your sights, Matt...

 

[orangedog]

what? you don't like your drinks set on "fire for effect"?

...this won't get old for a while, btw...

 

[BrandonP]

How this thread is showing "proof" of life is beyond me.

 

[avantgrade]

Alright, "drop" it guys...

 

[Clint]

I think this has triggered a headache...

 

[AZSaxman]

'rimshot'

 

[njstone]

Reminds me of Vegas, lol! You can get crappy mixed drinks there in giant Guitars, guns, Eiffel Towers, etc.

 

[Alwayslit]

Tequila does make some people violent, LOL at the marketing.

 

[javajunkie]

don't forget the vodka in a thompson submachine gun shaped bottle.

wonder if any of these are offered "barrel" proof ? o)

 

[orangedog]

I bet after using an alcohol this strong, when you clean the glass you have to "tap, rinse, and repeat"