The 3 word story...

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sharp and jagged

 

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toenails that can

 

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do untold damage

 

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to toe sucking

 

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real American simps

 

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mourning unrequited love

 

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purely Canadian style

 

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with maple syrup

 

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and moist pancakes

 

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that tasted like

 

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sour dough muffins

 

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filled with spiders

 

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from the planet

 

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of the apes

 

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while everyone yelled

 

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at Dr. Zaius

 

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for better conditions

 

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for the filthy

 

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whore raunchy skanks

 

[UnBanded]

dancing around whimsically