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When I got back from Walmart this morning and started unloading groceries she said " Oh great, it works" what? "You bought the tea I was contacting you about, it works" what? what works? "ESPN, I used ESPN to remind you to pickup peach tea....." Never a dull moment.
 

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When I got back from Walmart this morning and started unloading groceries she said " Oh great, it works" what? "You bought the tea I was contacting you about, it works" what? what works? "ESPN, I used ESPN to remind you to pickup peach tea....." Never a dull moment.
You laugh .... But did you find yourself in the tea aisle not sure how you got there? She put the Zulu hex on ya!


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I think my wife uses The Force. She will point at something and it magically gets done. Didn't know she was a Jedi...but then again I have found myself saying things such as "I DO want to go meet up for a double date with your best friend and her husband" somewhat against my conscious free will, so maybe she is.
 
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My wife does that to me too. She says she is Psycho and involves a bunch of candles and a rubber chicken.
Just make sure she doesn't start wearing long dresses, long sleeve shirts and a turban (all of them in white) and start going to the beach at night...down by the swamps we call that santeria
 
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