Important News Bulletin!!!!!!

[mitchthephoneman]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14712866/

 

[Jwrussell]

That's 34 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

 

[indyrob]

I saw that on the Today show this morning. Imagine that? She says that she only had one drink...isn't that what they all say?

 

[caudio51]

eh, who cares. I'll take the Benz SLR though.

 

[Greg]

That's 34 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

:rofl:

 

[cvm4]

She's still rich :rofl:

 

[Wasch_24]

5' 8" and 115lbs!?

Damn!

 

[cvm4]

Yea definitely has eating problems. She is on a liquid diet afterall.

 

[Wasch_24]

But it is full of protein! :rofl:

 

[Texas Cop]

I saw that on the Today show this morning. Imagine that? She says that she only had one drink...isn't that what they all say?

2 beers. That is the standard answer of the drunk guy. Every drunk I ever stopped said, '2 beers ossifers'



drew:robosmile

 

[Wasch_24]

Actually, her publicist is saying she had been working all night and hadn't eaten dinner (very believable) and had one margarita.

 

[BradMc]

Poor Paris Hilton, what a waste.............:bottle: :barf:

 

[tobby4]

who cares..

 

[Eric]

who cares..

Agreed.

 

[CWS]

Agreed.

Ditto

 

[pdonlin]

Move along, nothing to see here

 

[tedski]

Lord, can we do a small swap? You take Paris and give us back Steve Irwin.

 

[tobby4]

the only thing that I care about in this story, is that she did not hit somebody or something while driving intoxicated...

and that is IT

 

[Wasch_24]

What ever...you know you read it to see if she showed the cop her tits. :rofl:

 

[CWS]

What ever...you know you read it to see if she showed the cop her tits. :rofl:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: