Mods, I am placing this here because Madcox doesn't have access to the bombers basement yet. I hope that's okay. If not, please feel free to relocate.
Today I went to my mailbox and noticed that it was vibrating. I carefully entered my key and turned it. I opened the door with fear to see a SFR from mike. I carefully brought it in the house... Hoping to be able to defuse it. I tried calling EOD but they must of thought I was kidding. I opened up the box as the sweat on my brow began to gather.
Inside I saw that this wasn't any small pipe bomb. This was a full blown nuclear warhead!
Holy crap. Mike, I can't thank you enough. This is an amazing bomb. And I doubt I could ever properly thank you for this. Thank you so much. You have been added to my shitlist for this. I know I just bombed you but this is ten times more devastating than the firecracker I lobbed your way.
Thanks again brother. Payback should be expected.
Today I went to my mailbox and noticed that it was vibrating. I carefully entered my key and turned it. I opened the door with fear to see a SFR from mike. I carefully brought it in the house... Hoping to be able to defuse it. I tried calling EOD but they must of thought I was kidding. I opened up the box as the sweat on my brow began to gather.
Inside I saw that this wasn't any small pipe bomb. This was a full blown nuclear warhead!
Holy crap. Mike, I can't thank you enough. This is an amazing bomb. And I doubt I could ever properly thank you for this. Thank you so much. You have been added to my shitlist for this. I know I just bombed you but this is ten times more devastating than the firecracker I lobbed your way.
Thanks again brother. Payback should be expected.
