Derailing thread

[jasonsbeer]

My Dad told me if I wanted to get more women I should put a potato in my pants.
I tried it and it the women went running for the hills.
Then he tells me I should put it in front!

 

[Clint]

I farted and it startled my dog.

I startled and it farted my dog

 

[jasonsbeer]

Ooooh shiny

I think shiny underwear is sexy. My wife looks good in it, too. HA!

 

[Clint]

Might be worth noting that the GHI sector now reads 23.7, whereas the seventh one below it only shows 15.0!!

 

[Clint]

Seriously...Here's a house being auctioned for (currently) less than $300, and it's apparently full of cigars

 

[Bondo 440]

I can't get my snow blower started for more than five seconds....one year old....

I know the feel. I got two years out of my Maytag refrigerator.
Smell the value.

 

[plumber1965]

You're Just trying to keep the maytag man from being lonley

 

[herfdog]

I eat lunch for breakfast

 

[Bondo 440]

You're Just trying to keep the maytag man from being lonley

Of course they're lonely. Who pays $450 to diagnose and fix a freon leak on a $650 fridge ?
He's out the door.

I pulled the compressor, heat bar, control board and fans and put them on ebay. Meanwhile wife and I buy a Fridgiddick. Right before xmas. Muck Faytag. If you buy one you'll be sorry. Saytag Mucks

 

[DJSkopes]

So she's mean, controlling, and can't drive?

<--- dad of four half-Korean girls

She's controlling, makes kimchi and gets a super high-pitched tone when I piss her off!

 

[Clint]

I found that sandwich I was looking for...

 

[broadleaf]

I found that sandwich I was looking for...

Good job, you get a gold star Clint. We are proud of you

 

[Clint]

None mor

Good job, you get a gold star Clint. We are proud of you

None more than me...I'm starving

 

[broadleaf]

Luda y'all crazy

 

[Craig Mac]

Something about the combined words "shagfoot cazadores" made it move a little....

 

[Jesse]

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Luda y'all crazy

@ENV

 

[Dave]

Glad I'm driving to Indiana tomorrow

Not a phrase that I've ever heard before....nor ever thought I'd hear

 

[herfdog]

Think about what we call a number 2 in the restroom....

Does this mean that Hoyo de Monterrey Epicure No.2 are dog rockets?

 

[Agentskull]

How much wood....

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

Think about what we call a number 2 in the restroom....

Does this mean that Hoyo de Monterrey Epicure No.2 are dog rockets?

They come from dogs that are half Unicorn.