Rock Paper Scissors

[dpricenator]

I understand how Scissors beat Paper, and I get how Rock beats Scissors, but there is no Fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magicly wrap itself around Rock and leave it imobile? Why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college rulled notebook paper sufocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why..Paper can't beat anybody. Rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play Rock Paper Scissors I always choose Rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with Paper I can puch then in the face with my already clenched fist. OhShit, I'm sorry, I though Paper would have protected you....you idiot.


Just sayin

 

[bballbaby]

that's great philosophy

...i thought paper would have protected you...priceless

 

[RigilKent]

have you heard the Demitri martin stand up on this great stuff. he says it should be scissors, dinomite with a cutable wick, and rock.

 

[JRL]

Dave have you taken you med's today? Just wondering. You might want to write a note to remind you. Maybe on some paper. :scratchhe

 

[jwintosh]

let's get back to the basics.... paper comes from trees! i'll take a wooden bat and smack your rock over the fence. if you're still holding on to it, well, then bet'ya my paper will knock the snot of you too! just thinking....

 

[Rich K]

Maybe "paper" is supposed to represent rolling papers, and if you use 'em enough you won't feel it when you get hit with a rock?

 

[dpricenator]

Maybe "paper" is supposed to represent rolling papers, and if you use 'em enough you won't feel it when you get hit with a rock?

I have no idea what so ever as to what you are talking about.:lookaroun

 

[blessednxs65]

Dave... you sir have a Dark Side. You missed your calling, you are funny as heck!