Trust me, i'm definitly not talking smack for my brother; just relaying what he's been telling me. He's the epitomy of the phrase "Bird to turd" A triple is always just one swing away with him. He's good for at least one explosion.
Funny story...he was playing over at Nemacolin in PA and low and behold, Pete Dye was on site that day having a look before the 84 Lumber Classic. Pete walks up to the group on the tee box and asks how everyone is doing...big bro eagerly chimes in that he just birdied the previous hole. He's first off the tee and proceeds to dribble it into the rough about 40 yards ahead...Bird to Turd...in front of PB Dye no less.