Reminds me of the time that I was in Hamburg Germany on a street called the Raperbond...prostitution is legal there...so my wife and I were walking down the street and there were 7 very attractive ladies standing in front of this shop. My wife says "hey, walk ahead of me because I want to see if you get propositioned"...so I walk ahead of her and one after the other a lady approaches me for sex...meanwhile my wife is laughing her ass off about 15 feet behind me...so she walks up to catch up with me and one by one the ladies approach her...so she says to the last lady "you don't understand, I'm married!" The lady says right back in perfect english "that's ok we DO couples all the time!" I told my wife it could be my Christmas and birthday present for the next 10 years...but she wouldn't hear of it...:crosseyed