In honor of Bob a "Your mom is so old" thread
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hdroadglide
BoM x 2, BoY 2011
yo momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!
yo momm is so old, when she was in school there was no history class!
yo momm is so old, when she was in school there was no history class!
smokemifugotem
BoM July '10
she used to baby sit yoda...
she owes fred flinstone food stamps...
she used a walker when Jesus was in diapers...
she owes fred flinstone food stamps...
she used a walker when Jesus was in diapers...
smokemifugotem
BoM July '10
She knew Mr. Clean when he was rocking an afro...
she has an autographed bible...
when she was born...the dead sea was just getting sick...
she has an autographed bible...
when she was born...the dead sea was just getting sick...
:rofl: best one yet!
dpmrpa
Indiscriminate Bomber
The dead sea just got sick. Now thats funny:rolling::applause::rofl:
smokemifugotem
BoM July '10
when pulled over by the cops and asked for id...she gives them a rock...
on her id everything is written in heiroglyphics...
the movie jurassic park reminded her of her childhood...
when she gets drunk she claims she was the one who invented fire...but we all know it was truly her younger brother...
Eve kicked her arse for giving adam oral behind the apple tree...whore...
on her id everything is written in heiroglyphics...
the movie jurassic park reminded her of her childhood...
when she gets drunk she claims she was the one who invented fire...but we all know it was truly her younger brother...
Eve kicked her arse for giving adam oral behind the apple tree...whore...
No one is that old. :grinFU:
Soundwave13
BoM Feb 2010
:hysterica:rofl::hysterica:rofl::hysterica
Cravate
The other Brown Meat.
Your momma's so old...
...that she remembers when Yellowstone National Park was just a plant.
...that her first cruise was on Noah's Ark.
...that she remembers when newspapers referred to "George W." they meant "George Washington."
...that her first Herf was at Sodom and Gomorrah.
...her first computer was a room full of Chinese saying "0's" and "1's" out loud.
...that she can read the Bible and reminisce.
...when God said, "Let there be light.", she was there to flick the switch.
...that she remembers when Yellowstone National Park was just a plant.
...that her first cruise was on Noah's Ark.
...that she remembers when newspapers referred to "George W." they meant "George Washington."
...that her first Herf was at Sodom and Gomorrah.
...her first computer was a room full of Chinese saying "0's" and "1's" out loud.
...that she can read the Bible and reminisce.
...when God said, "Let there be light.", she was there to flick the switch.
