WTF..Really

[strife]

Lol, so how did your girlfriend react when you told her?

 

[Kurtdesign1]

I have not laughed this hard in a LONG time. Ooh, sorry. I shouldn't say hard in this thread!

What a crazy story... "What the fuck, dude?"

 

[terrantheman]

So how was he?

Wade, now that is f'd up!!! I think this is a form of definite sexual harassment you shoulda taken his plate number down and filed a lawsuit against him chance are this isn't a first timer you're dealing with and his past could finally caught up with him in your favor! But alas we live and learn, maybe next time:glassesgr

 

[alden]

I'd think of a witty comment but I'm to busy laughing. Yea, it's sucks and I wouldn't want it to happen to me, but it is kinda funny.

but seriously, WTF is wrong with people?

 

[Moro]

:headroll:

 

[njstone]

that is messed up! You really have some crazy stories, bro. Although this is WAY creepier than the cell phone thing.

 

[Wasch_24]

So I'm driving home from the cigar lounge today and I'm cruising along with a 04 5 series BMW. The guy is driving with the windows down and just cruising along, we get up to the next light and he gives me a whats up, so we take off and just go for a spirited drive around the block. i get back into town with him following me. Well being on empty, i stopped into a gas station to refill. Well he pulls up and goes inside also. About the time im done filling up i see him come out of the store and get in his car, just as im about to get into my car, he pulls up. Well considering how we were just driving and how both of us were driving BMWs i fully expected something in terms of cars or driving or something.

Well instead he pulls up and says, wanna hang out. This guy is in a nice shirt and pants and is like 30. Not sure if i understood him right i said "what". then i says again "hey, you wanna hang out?". thats when i look into his car and see him with his cock and balls out the fly of his pants....AND hes jerking it. Now please note that I am standing at a BUSY gas station. After noticing what he was doing i pause for a second trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Stuff like that just doesnt happen everyday.

then my immediate response was "What the fuck dude?!" he then said in a slightly more seducing voice, "come on man, you wanna hang out?" again the only thing that came out my mouth was "what the fuck dude, NO" he then sped off and i just kinda sat there in a daze completely thrown off guard by that one and also completely freaked the hell out. it takes alot to freak me out too.. but that was some freaky ass shit.

Oh man, that is some funny shit! :rofl:

"What the fuck dude?" :hysterica

 

[xddco]

Dude.. you need to get your Gaydar calibrated.... or stop watching "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" for fashion tips!

 

[Moro]

Dude.. you need to get your Gaydar calibrated.... or stop watching "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" for fashion tips!

Me???

 

[hdroadglide]

did you have a BIG cigar in your mouth????

 

[Soundwave13]

That's too funny!!!!!

"You need to get your Gaydar calibrated" - ROFL!

Were you wearing one of those tight work-out shirts & bike shorts? Spandex?
Did you (not) bend your knees while checking your tire air-pressure?
Did you wink, and rev the engine at any point on your little joyride?

In all seriousness, that is pretty creepy - that guy is a predator.
That's not normal or appropriate behavior for anyone, gay or straight.

 

[Electric Sheep]

BMW:

Blow My Wad
Beat My Wanker
Bust My Willy
Boys Might Want?

 

[Harvard]

Come on guys, I just wanted to hang out.....



I kid.

 

[Klusterbuck]

Hang out with your wang out,

rock out with ... nevermind....

 

[jmatkins]

That is F*** Uped, but funny!

 

[Harvard]

I think the question that begs to be asked is, was he a good kisser?

 

[Shmear]

That's so f***ed up, hahahahahahahahaha. "How's it hangin'?. A little to the left..." I think that line comes out in Lier Lier.

So horrible you had to experience that.

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

"Didn't know you had that effect on doods,"

Alright AJ, what the heck is a doods?

 

[Shmear]

Hey, why not take it like "I am cute for both sex's... "No? I know it's hard to say, but it's like a compliment. Hahahahahahahahahahaha, it still cracks the hell out of me.

 

[tubaman]

You've got some doozies happening to you lately!!