Points to Ponder

[derfatdutchman]

Some points to ponder.....

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Why isn't "phonics" spelled the way it sounds?

If work is so wonderful, why do they have to pay us to do it?

If love is blind, why is lingere so popular?

Why is Cargo sent in a ship, but a Shipment is sent by truck?

How come women have a pair of panties, but just one bra?

And finally

Why do you push harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

 

[FireDoc83]

Why do you drive on parkways and Park on Driveways?

Why do hotdogs come in a package of 10 but buns come in a package of 8?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

 

[dpricenator]

Why are they call apartments, since they are all so close together.

 

[Wink]

Some points to ponder.....

Why do you push harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

I smack mine around a bit too........funny it works??

 

[njstone]

"Why do they call them Rufees ... they should call them Floor-ies, or Rape-ies."