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Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

A2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

A3. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

A4. Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

A5. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.

Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

A6. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

A7. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph

Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

A8. If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

A9. If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

A10. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

A11. Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.
 

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ok, i see your point, but where did the chicken come from in order to incubate the egg????
See guys this is where Darwin's Theory of Evolution breaks down. The chicken was created by God along with a rooster and they procreated from there. Thus the Chicken came before the egg.
 
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See guys this is where Darwin's Theory of Evolution breaks down. The chicken was created by God along with a rooster and they procreated from there. Thus the Chicken came before the egg.
You should alert the scientific community so they'll stop with all that nonsense.
 

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See guys this is where Darwin's Theory of Evolution breaks down.
Well...um...no. :grin: Evolutionary theory has no trouble with this at all. At the risk of gross oversimplification...the chicken came from an egg laid by it's predecessor that was not-quite-a-chicken.

So, the chicken came first. No, wait. If it's a chicken egg just because a chicken came out of it, then the egg came first. But on the other hand, if it's a not-quite-a-chicken egg because it came out of not-quite-a-chicken even though a chicken came out of the egg, then the chicken came first, after which it later laid the first chicken egg. :hysterica
 
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