Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and
Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and
Is DRT (Dead Right There).
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone
Should go and tell his wife.' Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that
Sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says,
'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' 'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie
Replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and
She gave you beer?'
Well, not exactly', Donnie says, 'When she answered the door, I said to her,
"you must be Cooter's widow".'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said 'I'll bet you
A case of Budweiser you are.'
eace::applause:
