A bourbon prayer.

[Ozark Rambler]

Hopefully this isn't sacrilegious. But here goes........

Dear Lord, please convince all the n00bs and hipsters that rum and scotch are where its really at.
Amen.

 

[sean]

Leave my scotch alone, heretic.

 

[Ozark Rambler]

Leave my scotch alone, heretic.

Heh, I've emailed over a billion Chinese factory workers that scotch will make them aristocrats. Sorry, mang.

 

[sean]

Heh, I've emailed over a billion Chinese factory workers that scotch will make them aristocrats. Sorry, mang.

Bwahahaha.

Damn you...

 

[Ozark Rambler]

Bwahahaha.

Damn you...

I thought you might like that.

 

[UnBanded]

Leave my scotch alone, heretic.

and my rum....real hipsters drink gin or vodka or Pabst or anything you can pour into a Mason jar with a bendy straw