A Report Written While High

[cvm4]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

:grin:




*Bad language in the paper.

 

[Poni]

The professor's hand writing might be scarier

 

[TexaSmoke]

Wow and he got a 61

 

[AndrewDill]

Story checks out.

 

[dpricenator]

I promise you I did not righht that.

 

[cvm4]

Wow and he got a 61

That's what most surprised me! He should've got a big F

 

[jwintosh]

i don't believe it!

 

[GatorMike]

He might've been high when he wrote this, but he HAD to be high when he turned it in.

 

[Rich K]

Odds of this being real...0%.

Odds of it being awesome anyway...100%.

 

[jwintosh]

odds of this enhancing a teacher's growth potential,,, priceless! eace:

 

[indyrob]

Did you write that Clay???


It's ok....you can come clean here...

 

[Halon]

Pretty funny! But the professor misspelled 'too'.
It's funny how he actually seems to kinda know the plot.


TYLER

 

[cvm4]

I promise you I did not righht that.

You sure you didn't write that? :rofl:

 

[aleam_38]

shit I need to go back and review some of the papers I turned in back in college, b/c that paper sounds somewhat familiar. I just cant remember b/c I was high alot back then

 

[Texas Cop]

And the Prof passed him...People wonder what is wrong with todays college students and the colleges themselves...I think I would've slapped that kid :stickbeat




drew

 

[Fox]

And the Prof passed him...People wonder what is wrong with todays college students and the colleges themselves...I think I would've slapped that kid :stickbeat

drew

Just what I was thinking. . .grade inflation at its finest. . .

 

[Texas Cop]

It's starting to seem that as long as you pay your tuition, you get your diploma nowadays..Guess I should go back to college and let Uncle Sam finish out my degrees for me..


drew

 

[Fox]

. . .snip. . .It's starting to seem that as long as you pay your tuition, you get your diploma nowadays. . .snip. . .

drew

That is pretty much it since we live in the days of politically correct, all encompassing, inclusiveness. You do not want to hurt little psyche's by offering a failing grade; no accountability and no recrimination for lack of performance. We continually decend into mediocrity with ever lower standards of achievement. Grade inflation hit its zenith during the 1960's as professors used it as a protest tool to keep young men out of the war in the RVN. Unfortunately, there has never been a "correction" back to reality.

 

[Texas Cop]

That is pretty much it since we live in the days of politically correct, all encompassing, inclusiveness. You do not want to hurt little psyche's by offering a failing grade; no accountability and no recrimination for lack of performance. We continually decend into mediocrity with ever lower standards of achievement. Grade inflation hit its zenith during the 1960's as professors used it as a protest tool to keep young men out of the war in the RVN. Unfortunately, there has never been a "correction" back to reality.

Academia, for the most part, lost touch with reality long ago..



drew

 

[cvm4]

It's starting to seem that as long as you pay your tuition, you get your diploma nowadays..Guess I should go back to college and let Uncle Sam finish out my degrees for me..


drew

With the graduation rate below 40% :dunno:

http://economist.com/daily/chartgallery/PrinterFriendly.cfm?story_id=9823950

I guess a lot of people got ripped off :sadpace: