A guy walks into a bar wearing an overcoat with deep pockets.
He reaches into a pocket and pulls out a miniature piano, which he places on the bar. He again reaches in and pulls out a tiny piano bench which he places in front of the piano. Then to everyone's amazement he reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a little man about 1 foot tall who sits on the piano bench and starts playing.
A crowd gathers, and everyone is making requests and leaving tips, staring in wonder at this little guy playing piano. Finally someone asks "How in the world did you come across this tiny piano player?"
"Well, one day I was walking along and I heard a tiny voice coming from the ground. I looked down and I saw a leprechaun trapped under a rock. He told me that if I freed him he would grant me anything I wished for."
"And this is what you wished for? A twelve inch pianist?"
"Well, this leprechaun was a little hard of hearing...."
He reaches into a pocket and pulls out a miniature piano, which he places on the bar. He again reaches in and pulls out a tiny piano bench which he places in front of the piano. Then to everyone's amazement he reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a little man about 1 foot tall who sits on the piano bench and starts playing.
A crowd gathers, and everyone is making requests and leaving tips, staring in wonder at this little guy playing piano. Finally someone asks "How in the world did you come across this tiny piano player?"
"Well, one day I was walking along and I heard a tiny voice coming from the ground. I looked down and I saw a leprechaun trapped under a rock. He told me that if I freed him he would grant me anything I wished for."
"And this is what you wished for? A twelve inch pianist?"
"Well, this leprechaun was a little hard of hearing...."
