caudio51
BoM Nov '05; Mar '06
I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina
at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if
I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally
complete. So, I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no;
I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if
I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally
complete. So, I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no;
I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
