Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

[hdroadglide]

> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a
> deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
>
> Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities,
> raises the knife, and charges at you...
>
> You are carrying a
> Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
>
>
>
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND
> THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out
> of his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
> does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just
to
> wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
> while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
> Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage
> such behavior.
> I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to
> come to a consensus.
> This is all so confusing!
>
>
>
> ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
.........
> ......... ..
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
>
> ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
.........
> ......
>
>
>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG!
> BANG!
> BANG!
> Click
>
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
> 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
>
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
>
> Wife: 'You're NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!

 

[Tegu]

:applause:

 

[danthebugman]

:laugh:

Dan

 

[rabbgp]

Yeah, baby! bang, bang!

 

[stephen_hannibal]

Hahahahaha...

 

[smelvis]

Now that is funny ROTFLMAO

 

[Treinenwj]

:rofl:

 

[Cigar Cowboy]

I like it!!!

 

[Angry Bill]

You forgot about the republican with southern roots!

Bang, bang. That mofo is dead..

 

[BagfullofPings]

I must be between a Republican and a Southerner. I would have pulled the trigger only 3 times. 2 center mass, and 1 in the forehead while he was on the ground bleeding out.

 

[D Quintero]

bang
flesh wound
torture bad guy
go deep
scramble bin laden's brains
ride off in sunset
:eyequiver

 

[CaTeacher]

Nice!

 

[njstone]

That was so freakin' funny, lol. Seriously, best political joke I've read in a while (partially because it doesn't call the President names--I hate that).

BTW, my personal answer: shoot his legs until he's down, call 911. If the guy still wont' give up or has another weapon ... 2 to the head.

 

[elderboy02]

Lol...

 

[Clint]

It's funny 'cause it's true!

 

[Andytex]

:rolling::bangbang::clap:

 

[BesstR]

That was funny so sad it is true.

 

[Alwayslit]

LOL....Southerner's Answer: after 1-4 take knife as a trophy.:smile:

 

[Chas]

Now that's priceless - wish I could send it to everyone I know, but alas, some simply do not have as healthy sense of humor as the brothers ~:0)

 

[Wink]

Ha....ha...ha...never stray -----> " Shoot first ask questions later! "