Ask...Answer...Ask...

[Craig Mac]

It touches the ceiling then flips over it's front legs.


How much would you pay to play Augusta National?

 

[Andytex]

As much as I could.

Is there life on other planets?

 

[Clint]

If you mean the cereal, yes
Why do dogs eat their own poop?

 

[itsme_timd]

They are environmentally conscious... it's called "recycling".

If you could fly over in city in the world which one would you choose and why?

 

[Chas]

Tehran - to drop the Big One


What's it feel like to be stupid - is it really like being high all the time?

 

[Andytex]

No. I used to be high all the time and my ex was just stupid. I would out smart her constantly.

If you could fight anyone past or present who would it be?

 

[Jfire]

Myself from 10 years ago.
Opus #5 or power ranger?

 

[JP8]

Power ranger

Why can you super size for an extra 49 cents, but you can’t half-size and save 49 cents?

 

[Alwayslit]

A crack dealer always tries to sell you more
If you needed the money would you sell your kidney?

 

[stroke]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.....cough cough
What does ones soul weigh?

i had this for a spelling word in the 5th grade! And if the cough cough was intended to be a pun, I got it!

A crack dealer always tries to sell you more
If you needed the money would you sell your kidney?

sure, I've got two.

How would a swallow go about carrying a coconut?

 

[JP8]

i had this for a spelling word in the 5th grade! And if the cough cough was intended to be a pun, I got it!



sure, I've got two.

How would a swallow go about carrying a coconut?

African or European? (love Monty Python)

Why do stores have so many checkout lines when most of them are closed?

 

[ciggy]

African or European? (love Monty Python)

Why do stores have so many checkout lines when most of them are closed?

Because they cant get all the Illegals out of the fruit and Veggie dept!

should we remove the assasination clause from the Geniva Act?

 

[stroke]

Because they cant get all the Illegals out of the fruit and Veggie dept!

should we remove the assasination clause from the Geniva Act?

Screw the Geneva Conventions...


Is the glass half full, half empty, or simply twice as big as it needs to be?

 

[tsimonitis]

Half empty...fill me up.

How many time does the ball bounce in a minute :ballbounc?

 

[strife]

Depends on the chick.

Why does David keep coming up with these post padding word games?

 

[David]

Depends on the chick.

Why does David keep coming up with these post padding word games?

Because they are fun!

When you are filling up your tank, do you make sure to end on certain multiples...like 5 or 10?

 

[dpricenator]

Because they are fun!

When you are filling up your tank, do you make sure to end on certain multiples...like 5 or 10?

Yes, but I never have more than $20 at a time, so that is what goes in.

Do stupid people make you want to puncg them?

 

[pnoguy]

Usually...but I don't.

Why are there so many people who still think Palin is a good choice for 2012?

 

[dpricenator]

because they want to bang her..

Would you bang Palin?

I would, Hilary too.

 

[pnoguy]

Twice....both of them.

Blanton rocks or neet?