Ask me anything

[Happy Idiot]

Did you know if you remove the B from your username you would be the assmaster?

 

[bmd1191]

Is it true that if you don't "use it" you will "lose it" ?

 

[Old Smokey]

Hey, I know that guy!

 

[bwhite220]

If we can send men into space, then why can't we design toilets that never clog? (asking for a friend).

 

[UnBanded]

2 questions:
1. How do you know if you're possessed by the Devil?

2. How many calories in a booger?

 

[Hamm]

Is it mold or plume?

 

[A Huge Nerd]

Thread of the year contender, right here

 

[LFOD]

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

 

[UnBanded]

A friend of mine wants to know this...
Every time I he masturbates, he ends up angry and throws his pet turtle against the wall. Why?

Thanks in advance!

 

[zeemanb]

Is HBO really going to produce a Deadwood movie?

 

[ar2381]

What makes one an expert of cigars?

 

[btort]

What makes one an expert of cigars?

An ego a mile wide!!

 

[LBuzzer]

When are you going to start answering questions?

 

[Hamm]

When are you going to start answering questions?

Seriously! You can't just leave us hanging.

 

[manbearpig]

Will JR cigars ever get us a Botl discount code?

 

[Master Shake]

Since you are the BassMaster does that make you a Master Baiter as well?

 

[Old Smokey]

How often do you check your own prostate? Do you use a cigar or the fist method?

 

[OldSkoolTarHeel]

Will JR cigars ever get us a Botl discount code?

I don't want anyone to wait on the edge of their seat for the answer to this one, so I will answer it instead.


NO

 

[ChuckMejia]

Cigar puffers, have a question for an expert? Shoot away, I'll be more than glad to answer all questions about this fun hobby.

Hey newb, youre asking for questions and then not answering them. You fail, newb.

 

[tedp]

Cigars, do take advantage of this ask me anything thread.

Are you for real?