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Beer vs. Vagina

caudio51

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Whats better? Lets figure this one out once and for all.

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen god. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER


PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!
 
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I don't know about the author of that list but I think he made a mistake on 16 :

16. There are many choices for beer (clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.) and vagina (light, dark, tanned, hairy, shaved, thin, puffy, etc). Call it a DRAW.

... and he left out a couple ...

20. Beer belly or camel toe? One point for VAGINA
21. Try sticking your pecker in a beer bottle or can for some satisfaction (OUCH!). One point for VAGINA
 

oneaday

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I don't know..............I've known a lot of guys that have quit drinkin beer willingly. Don't know anybody that quit pussy (that liked it) willingly.
 

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22. When you're done with abeer, you just throw it away. Vagina calls you the next day/week. Point beer.

23. A beer doesn't mind if you have 10-20 beers in a night. vagina does. Point beer.

24. If you leave a beer for another brand, it won't take your house and half your assets. Point beer.
 

sascha

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I don't know much about brazilian beer but sure love me some shaved........

:widemouth :widemouth :widemouth

point vagina

but then again, it's ok for a beer to foam..........point beer
 
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