Best Caption Contest!!!

[dpricenator]

Something fun in a tough week for us SoCal brothers. Make us laugh guys.

The contest:
Who can come up with the best captions for the following photos of Arturo Fuente III. These were taken at the Tampa Herf and I believe that is Headbanger/Steve gettin the dirty looks (correct me if I'm wrong). You can enter up to 5 times.

Judging:
My wife and buddies here will pick our top five and start a poll and let the brothers here decide whose is best.

Time Frame:
Stage 1 submission will end Sunday the 28th at 11:59 PM PST.
Stage 2 The poll will start Tuesday Morning the 30th at 6:00 AM PST

The prize: A Mixed 5er from the humi. I'll find something worth your while.

P.S. the captions from the original Tampa herf thread where these photos were posted are available to the original authors as entries if posted here, no plagiarism please.

 

[Greg]

Picture No. 1:

No, you cannot use this bathroom again, now get the FUCK outta my house!

 

[Volusianator]

Yes this is the So. Cal herf, but is that a Perdomo I smell in your man purse? Go away and don't come back here again!

 

[WhiteLightning]

Picture #2

If you don't let me in I will hit you with my umbrella that is stuck in my bag.

 

[djs134]

Picture #1:

....wait! wait! ....Sean Penn in "Mystic River".....

Picture #2:

....that sucked, how about this? Joe Pesci in "Goodfellows"!......

 

[Cravate]

Picture 1: "To get into the Herf you must be *this* tall."

Picture 2: "Yes, sir, just as you asked, Rocky Patel's head in a duffel bag."

 

[djs134]

Picture #1:

...I'm serious! You ask me to do that again and I'll kick your A**!!

Picture #2

"Hi, just wanted to drop off your order from "Adam & Eve" and thank you again for coming to the party...."

 

[tedski]

Pic 1 : "You do realize a strip search is required to leave this room ..."

Pic 2 : "Thanks, but I don't need another Kirby demonstration"

 

[djs134]

Picture #1:

"It's for the best, we just don't communicate anymore"

Picture #2:

"You should have just taken a copy of "The Watchtower" mister..."

 

[tedski]

Pic 1 : "Don't look at me ... I didn't knock you up."

Pic 2 : "Good evening Sir ... we're selling chocolate bars for our high school"

 

[Greg]

Pic No. 2:

Sir, I have been anchored to your porch by my balls, will you cut the rope with these scissors?

 

[Broadway Joe]

Pic #1 Ah man! I knew this was 'To Catch a Predator' I swear Sir, she said
she was 18....

Pic #2 "This is Number 1310? We're here for the gang-bang!

 

[Broadway Joe]

Pic 1: Sir, you can stand there and act tough or you can get the hell out of my way, but one way or another, I'm getting into this herf.

Pic 2: What do you mean, people don't buy encyclopedias anymore??

 

[djs134]

Picture #1:

"What the hell do you mean, "Where's dinner?", do I look like your Bitch?"

Picture #2:

"Man am I glad to see you guys! Come on in, but I warn you... it's REALLY clogged!"

 

[Yarr]

Pic#1-- "Hey sailor, is that a Hemingway Between the Lines in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Greg]

Pic No. 1:

"No soup for you!!"

 

[Broadway Joe]

Pic #1: If you like what you see, there's more inside

Pic #2: Sir, may we come in? My partner and I are from the ATF!

 

[tobby4]

Pic 1: Well actually this is the stick that I inserted in your ass before you came in...

Pic 2: You know that Greg Guy yea he is gay

 

[Greg]

Pic 2:

"We're selling Girl Scout cookies...."

Pic 2:

"Mr. Geraldo Rivera, can I have your autograph?"

 

[cvm4]

These are just TFF! I knew those pics would be a classic