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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."



AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."

ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”



On an Electrician's truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”


On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”



Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”



In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay..”



At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.



In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We'll wait.”



In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”


Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution – this truck is full of Political Promises
 
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