Car accident

[Clinton]

This morning, I was in a huge hurry on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy."

To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

 

[Greg]

That's damn funny Man.....:rofl:

 

[dpricenator]

I'm not even sure what to say. for real?:laugh:

 

[ehdg]

Clint,

Hope you didn't burn yourself from the coffee. You need to pay more attention while driving I thinks.

 

[TexaSmoke]

hahaha that was pretty good.

 

[Broadway Joe]

:rolling:

 

[cvm4]

:headroll: :rofl:MAO here!

 

[JRL]

Wow that is a good one. :clap:

 

[Wasch_24]

Very good one!

:rofl:

 

[jwintosh]

good! caught me off on that one!! hahahaha

 

[Rich K]

hahaha. Clearly Dopey!

 

[Fox]

That was great, Clint. Had me right up to the last line. . .:rolling:

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: STILL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[aleam_38]

good one bro

 

[djustice]

:rofl: ... that was great. I needed it this morning.

 

[oneaday]

That was water out the nose all over the keyboard funny.