A week into this experiment, and I gotta say it is a resounding success. Thanks a mil to Gdaddy for paving the way.
I used Doctor Sheffields only because that was what I found in front of me at the drug store. No other reason but these two facts: no SLS and it was right in front of me. Stuff made an immediate difference. First, my teeth feel way cleaner. They actually squeak. That's right -- if I brush X number of strokes, my teeth will squeak beneath the brush each stroke. They feel much smoother, too. Slicker'n deer guts on a door knob. And they don't collect fur, either. You know how you get that furry feeling after coffee or Coke? Use this stuff you don't. And that fur repellency lasts most all day. Not just gars, but everything else tastes so much better. I've even tried the lemonade right after brushing trick --- none of that after toothpaste gack. Gars? Excellent. Every time I smoke one of these Soneros that're in the rotation right now, I slap my ass on the back, saying "you da blenda". Finally, old Doc Sheffield makes the bugs taste better on my motorcycle ride.
I'm hooked.
