It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard & singing "Ave Maria" and singing it beautifully.
Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in 1 hand & tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance & then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. "
You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?"
"In the beginning this was a big problem. One inmate wanted to call themselves the Big Apple w/Little Brown Seeds Singing Sons of Siam, but I said it was too long. Anyway, no one was from Siam. Then, another thought The Pencil Leads was a good name but the others disagreed because they had no one to write to.
"Well," the visitor asked, "what name did they finally agree on?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They all agreed to call themselves ...... "The Moron Tapanapple Choir."
Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in 1 hand & tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance & then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. "
You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?"
"In the beginning this was a big problem. One inmate wanted to call themselves the Big Apple w/Little Brown Seeds Singing Sons of Siam, but I said it was too long. Anyway, no one was from Siam. Then, another thought The Pencil Leads was a good name but the others disagreed because they had no one to write to.
"Well," the visitor asked, "what name did they finally agree on?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They all agreed to call themselves ...... "The Moron Tapanapple Choir."
