Damned kids!

[Clinton]

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

Bonus points for creativity:

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm?article=true

 

[Mitch]

I guess the old man didn't put them in "time out" often enough as a kid!

 

[tedski]

That isn't the only thing their father forgot to tell them as kids ...

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

 

[texas_stang]

They could have called me. I would have let them play x box while I Played with the hookers

 

[mnelson]

wow that is awesome

 

[Coolhand]

Saw this yesterday. But here's the best part:

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

For total boneheads, they're damn creative.