Lady goes home from work and sees her bird at the bottom of the cage. In a panic she scoops the bird up and races to the vet.
The vet looks at the bird and tell the lady that the bird is dead. The lady looks at the vet in dismay and yelps, "How do you even know...you did no tests and barely spent any time looking at the bird?"
The vet shakes his head and leaves the room, shortly returning with a Labrador Retreiver. The dog rests his paws on the examining table and sniffs the bird. Looks at the vet and shakes his head back and forth. The vet leaves with the dog and brings a tomcat in and places him on the table. The cat paws the bird and sniffs at it, looks at the vet and shakes his head back and forth.
The vet leaves with the cat and returns himself, looks at the lady and says, "Maam, I can tell you with 100% surety that this bird is dead." Distraught as the lady was, all teary eyed, the vet prepars the bill. He hands it to the lady and her eyes bug out. She looks at the vet and yells "$265...how can you charge me $265 to tell me that my birds dead???" The Vet looks at the woman and says,"Well the regular charge is $65, but you wanted the Lab report and the Cat scan........
The vet looks at the bird and tell the lady that the bird is dead. The lady looks at the vet in dismay and yelps, "How do you even know...you did no tests and barely spent any time looking at the bird?"
The vet shakes his head and leaves the room, shortly returning with a Labrador Retreiver. The dog rests his paws on the examining table and sniffs the bird. Looks at the vet and shakes his head back and forth. The vet leaves with the dog and brings a tomcat in and places him on the table. The cat paws the bird and sniffs at it, looks at the vet and shakes his head back and forth.
The vet leaves with the cat and returns himself, looks at the lady and says, "Maam, I can tell you with 100% surety that this bird is dead." Distraught as the lady was, all teary eyed, the vet prepars the bill. He hands it to the lady and her eyes bug out. She looks at the vet and yells "$265...how can you charge me $265 to tell me that my birds dead???" The Vet looks at the woman and says,"Well the regular charge is $65, but you wanted the Lab report and the Cat scan........
