Dear God

[Greg]

Dear God,

I just purchased my first Cuban cigars. I smoked one...OK...two...and I bombed innocent BOTL, but what do I do wiith the remainder? Do I have to age them?

Age them my son.


But, but, I only have so few cigars....

YOU WILL BUY MORE

But, I only have a 150ct Savoy humidor....

SILENCE!!

You are now a member of the Dark Side, buy more cigars, aquire a larger humidor. This you MUST do

Amen

 

[cvm4]

That's funny man! You better obey God!

 

[Fox]

Fred, you are truly lost.:hysterica

 

[Jwrussell]

LMAO, and another one bites the dust!

 

[Black Dog]

LMAO, and another one bites the dust!

Can I cue the music?

 

[Black Dog]

Ah, I don't care who don't like it!

Hit it Boys!!!
:guitar:
:sing:Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust:sing:
:guitar:

Excellent way to get started!

 

[caudio51]

Where is that corrupted thread!?!?!

 

[tobby4]

ha... welcome to the show.... We have all been through it.. or are going through the same thing

 

[Two Jacks]

You can always try to hold down 2-3 jobs just so you have the cash to keep you in your "habit" :help: Ah the lure of cool breezes, exotic sand beaches, palm trees and killer cigars :agreeclen

 

[Wasch_24]

:rofl:

 

[sb1396]

It's a multi-step program and you are in phase one. Confusion is the first step in the transition to the darkside. Once through this phase everything becomes much clearer.:smokingbo

 

[smokem94]

Listen to God!!!!!!!!!!! He knows of what he is speaking. I mean, George Burns played him in the movie!

 

[MithShrike]

God this is great. Made me laugh a good deal.

 

[ohpus]

This is awful news!! M-U-S-T S-M-OK-E Moooorreee!

 

[Shiba]

The Dark Side is the Best Side!!!

 

[Greg]

Dear God,

I have done your bidding....

HAVE YOU BEEN AGING YOUR CIGARS!?

yes....

HAVE YOU BEEN PURCHASING MORE CIGARS!?

yes, yes...justt today I bought a box of ERdM Choix Supreme (Cuban of course) and a Toranno sampler and a nice Xikar cutter.....

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH!

but, but I only have fift..

SILENCE!!!!
You have 50 bucks yes, so now you must spend it. Go to Holt's, buy a nice Don Carlos sampler for 40 bucks. --God

Amen

 

[Black Dog]

Dear God,

I have done your bidding....

HAVE YOU BEEN AGING YOUR CIGARS!?

yes....

HAVE YOU BEEN PURCHASING MORE CIGARS!?

yes, yes...justt today I bought a box of ERdM Choix Supreme and a Toranno sampler and a nice Xicar cutter.....

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH!

but, but I only have fift..

SILENCE!!!!
You have 50 bucks yes, so now you must spend it. Go to Holt's, buy a nice Don Carlos sampler for 40 bucks. --God

Amen

I'd like to join your church.

 

[jasontp]

count me in too!

 

[smokem94]

That's not God talking to you if he is telling you to buy at Holt's!!!!!
A just and knowing God would only tell you purchase habanos!

Beware of false God's!!!

 

[dmoby]

it is a good balance between good and evil