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VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
FEMALE: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
MALE: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
FEMALE: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
MALE: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
FEMALE: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
MALE: The organ of mooning and passing gas.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
FEMALE: A desire to get married and raise a family.
MALE: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
FEMALE: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
MALE: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
FEMALE: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
MALE: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
 
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