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OMG, #4 actually happens??? I don't EVER go to the doc without showering first if I even think I might have to disrobe.

That's just gross!!!

Oh, I have often wondered if it would be rude to send my doctor a bill for my time waiting past a reasonable amount of time in the waiting room???

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Hal said:
OMG, #4 actually happens??? I don't EVER go to the doc without showering first if I even think I might have to disrobe.

That's just gross!!!

Oh, I have often wondered if it would be rude to send my doctor a bill for my time waiting past a reasonable amount of time in the waiting room???

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I personally don't think it would be rude. There are times when delays can't be avoided but it shouldn't be the norm. My time is no more valuable than yours. For that reason, if your appointment is at 11 am then I try to have you out the door by 11:30. And yes #4 happens alot. You would be surprised. I could have been more descriptive but decided to spare you the visual. :rofl:
 
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Ummm,
If I prefer not to have the prostate examination why make me? And why do you stick your hand so far up my ass that when you remove it a piece of shit flies out of my rectum? Please excuse my candor but I had a very trying experience with a urologist.
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Are you saying when your doctor checks your prostate he doesn't stick his hand up your ass? Because if he doesn't then Dr.Fazio is about to meet the fists of fury.
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Yea, urologists are the prostate experts. And if you decline a prostate exam and the physician gives you one against your will it's battery. So, you do have the option of declining the exam, I just wouldn't recommend it.
 
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I wouldn't mind if it was a female doctor doing it, I probably would even shave back there so she could have a clear view, but there is something de humanizing about having another man shove his hand up your ass even if he is trying to save your life. I did say "Doc do I have to?" and he said yes then I had to drive home with underwear full of lubrication and shit, needless to say I have not been back for my checkup.
 

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Just wait till you have your first "Ultra Sound Biopsy" NOW THAT's a R E A L pleasure..............NOT!:eyepoke: :pokemyeye :nono:
 

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Wasch_24 said:
Ahhhhhh, I have never had my prostate checked and did not know it was a urologist that checks for that...my bad.
Oh man. You have so many pleasant experiences ahead of you. The hand is just fun. Then when you turn 50 they have this reallllllly neat machine that. Well you'll find out.:closedmou
 

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FPDoc77 said:
I have heard those are very unpleasant.
Just imagine someone wearing very pointed shoe with steel scuff tip kicking extremely hard in that little know area between the scrotum and your anal orifice five or six times. I guantee it WILL make your eye's water.:bigeyes:
 
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