Don't Quote Me On This

[dpricenator]

Adversity intrduces a man to himself.

don't know whose that is, but I like it.

 

[bballbaby]

Attitude is everything - My dad

Attitude. It's the litte things that make the big difference - Winston Churchill, but driven home by my dad.

Character = What you do when on one is looking - My dad, but he may have taken that from John Wooden.

Charles Swindoll on Attitude - I am convinced that life is 10% what happens and 90% of how i react to it.

 

[Angry Bill]

In a hundred years, it won't matter how much money you had, how many houses you own, how much power you possess, what will matter is that you touched the life of a child! (Unknown author)

 

[dpricenator]

"what do you mean your herf is this weekend? You have to help me with something."

My wife

 

[Angry Bill]

"what do you mean your herf is this weekend? You have to help me with something."

My wife

Jeff and I are going to pick u up in a car with Red lights and siren. Of coourse you will have handcuffs on, but who cares?

This is going to hurt me more than you.

My parents, every time I got spanked as a kid!

 

[dpricenator]

nice, that's funny. I'll see if she sees the humor

 

[smokem94]

My grandpa (who was connected) when I would say that was a nice guy......."the cemetery is full of nice guys"

 

[Jetexas]

"Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox!" - Billy Batts

 

[bballbaby]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson


You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!