Kurtdesign1
The Thinker
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- Dec 12, 2004
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So, I was at a Brick & Mortar this week and had no intention of smoking, rather I was just catching up on all my buddies lives since we had spoken last. Like all good Havanaphiles, I had a fully stocked traveldor (my cigar tube) with me as I always do. Upon seeing this, my pals tried goading me into lighting up with them all. Being that I had just gotten off of work and was rather hungry since it had been a long day, I declined and said I would have to catch up at another time. Since they're all stubborn 'bastads' they insisted, and I gave in. Well, I knew what was going to happen. I was going to light up and then feel the effects after just a few puffs. Sure enough, after about an inch (I sparked a Dip 4) I started getting that tell-tale queezy feeling but figured that if I pussed out, I would never hear the end of it. The story ends with me being rather uncomfortable and looking white as a ghost for the entire rest of the cigar. They patronized me the entire time until I walked out the door and continued even the next day by calling my office and asking for "Sicky Schneider". For me, I almost always have to have something in my stomach before I smoke. I was never a smoker of anything besides Cigars so I didn't think anything of this. Well, it turns out that this never happens to any of them and thats why they made such a big deal out of this whole thing. Am I the only one? I don't have to eat IMMEDIETLY before I have one, but I do like to have something down there to help soak up the juices. Am I really a Pus??!