An old man is sitting at the end of a bar.
He sees a lamp at the end of the table.
He walks down to it and rubs it.
Out pops a genie.
It says: "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: "I want a beer that never is empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer.
The man starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.
The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says: "I'll take two more of these."
He sees a lamp at the end of the table.
He walks down to it and rubs it.
Out pops a genie.
It says: "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: "I want a beer that never is empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer.
The man starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.
The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says: "I'll take two more of these."