Excuses

[Moro]

So, to keep up with the recent joke-a-palooza:

One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

"Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

"Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"

 

[blooz4u]

Should me more like

"No excuses!" :headroll:

 

[SD_ifets]

:rolling:

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Alfonso, now that was a good one! :applause:

 

[hdroadglide]

there are some things that are just universally funny, in any language!!

 

[Swampfox21]

hahahahah!!!!

 

[Shmear]

hahahahahahahahahaha, that was good.

 

[strife]

Nice!! :laugh:

 

[rabbgp]

I dont get it

 

[cvm4]

:rofl: !!!

 

[texas_stang]

good one

 

[Moro]

I dont get it

Recent polls show that 1 out of every 5 old men don't. :smokingbo

 

[Alwayslit]

nice!!