Favorite Christmas movie quotes.

[smokingIsh]

Nothing puts me in the mood for the holiday season like a viewing of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Quotes from this one is endless. None the less I will start this off. Please join in!

"Merry Christmas, shitter was full!"

 

[Fourtotheflush]

Drumroll.....


Rusty Audrey... Drumroll.....

 

[FragmagnetEOD]

Hands down, A Christmas Story.

 

[mwlabel]

Elf.

If you disagree, you're a cotton-headed-ninny-muggin!

edit: oh lord, on my phone - the title showed up as "favorite christmas movie"

too many good quotes to choose from.

 

[strife]

Hands down, A Christmas Story.

"Fragile, it must be Italian!" Love this movie!!

 

[usmcpurcell]

Jingle All The Way

Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!
Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.
Myron Larabee: Thank you!

 

[njstone]

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Scrooge (the Albert Finney musical version)
Elf
Muppet's Christmas Carol

 

[iCraig]

A number of faves.. but Recently watched Scrooged, so you get that..

Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

 

[Treinenwj]

A Christmas Story: "Deck the harrs with barrs of horry, fa ra ra ra raaa, ra ra ra raaaa..."

 

[Cigar Cowboy]

George Bailey: "Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!"

It's a Wonderful Life

Jimmy Stewart rocks!!!

 

[doublerobusto]

Elf

Santa! I know him!

Son of a nutcracker!



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[TravelingJ]

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

 

[Treinenwj]

Elf: "I like to whisper, too"

 

[Okcsmoker]

In this order:

1. Christmas Vacation
2. Home Alone
3. Home Alone 2
4. Scrooged
5. A Christmas Story

Eddie: Ya see that Clark? That there's an RV. Now don't go getting to attached to it; because, we'll be taking it with us when we leave next month.

 

[USCG Cigar Newb]

A Christmas Story, end of discussion

 

[GoingPostal]

one of my favorite lines was this one cause had an olds and that sucker would take forever to warm up in california winters, but i loved that oldsmobile
Ralphie: [narrating] Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.
Mr. Parker: That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!

 

[GoingPostal]

Jingle All The Way

Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!
Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.
Myron Larabee: Thank you!

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[jmvcp]

A Christmas Story, and it's not even close. It played for 24 hours people love it so much!

 

[bballbaby]

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"Which is to say Christmas, as in Yule. Yule log. Not a log. I don't have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log. Not in the sense you think you think I said I did. Good golly."

 

[bballbaby]

And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?