Favorite Mel Brooks movie lines anyone?

[strife]

Today's Mel Brooks' birthday and I would be hard pressed to name my favorite line from one of his movies. Here's one from Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles that still makes me laugh.

"Why don't you loosen your bullets?"

How about some more!

 

[Klusterbuck]

"The Sheriff is ... near?...."

 

[bigbwalls]

"We ain't found shit!" - Spaceballs

 

[VillageIdiot]

"I am Frau Blucher."
Horses screaming in the background.

 

[Highlander]

"Roll rolll roll in zee hayyy"

 

[agctribefan]

"its good to be the king"

 

[Strickland]

"Fuck you, I work for Mel Brooks!"

 

[theribdoctor]

ita twoo its twoo

 

[BrandonP]

"How many assholes we got on this ship?"

"Keep firing assholes!"

I love Spaceballs. One of my favorite movies of all time.

 

[GoingPostal]

"How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?"

 

[VillageIdiot]

"PuttinontheREEEEEItz!"
I really don't know you could possibly spell that.

 

[dpricenator]

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

 

[smokingIsh]

So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

 

[BrandonP]

So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

To add to this:

"Amazing, that's the same combination as my matched luggage."

 

[TreeFrog Frank]

I have to admit, I had to Google this one to get it exactly right... but I'm always saying the "Fronkensteen" line...

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No...”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

 

[Thunder.Gerbil]

"No!"

 

[jwintosh]

badges? we don't need no stinking badges!!

 

[Herfin' Harg]

Franz Liebkin In the Producers: "Broadway! I haven't been 'zis happy since ve crushed Poland!"

 

[stogies&hoagies]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

[itallushrt]

"They said you was hung!"

"And they was right."

or


"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. "


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