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bballbaby

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My 2nd desktop is getting full beyond capacity, so ive got to purge some sticks that don't interest me as much as some others, so i'm hosting a contest to get rid of these dog rockets.

The first person to post on the same post number as number of turds my dog squeezed out during his regular 9:15 am backyard pooh session, multiplied by 10, wins these rockets. Again, the person who posts on the same number of turds times 10, wins bona fide dog rockets. Turds times 10 wins.

Important facts:

My dog...
Is a fully grown golden retriever

Eats approx 2 cups of dry dog food a day, plus whatever my 6 yr old daughter "accidentally" drops on the floor.

Takes 2-3 craps a day.

Doesn't like it when you watch him take one of those 2-3 craps, and i happened to be watching during the crap session in this contest.

Best of luck and happy winnings. :wtf:
 

Volusianator

BoM Nov '07 & Jan '09
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Not sure, but something makes me not even want to participate in this contest...just in case I win. Something about the contamination level based on the subject of the contest!
 
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