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MASTER SHAKE
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
Shefound herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?""Of course my child, What
can
I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair
remover
gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone
over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will
confiscate
it at customs.
Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not
lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not
ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover gadget'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
son",he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And
from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied,"I have there a marvelous little instrument
destined for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,"Go ahead
Father.
Next!"
Shefound herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?""Of course my child, What
can
I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair
remover
gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone
over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will
confiscate
it at customs.
Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not
lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not
ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover gadget'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
son",he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And
from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied,"I have there a marvelous little instrument
destined for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,"Go ahead
Father.
Next!"
