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Golf terms-revised

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Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots.

Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are
Some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole.

A *James Joyce* - putt that's an impossible read.

A *Rock Hudson * -it looked straight, but wasn't.

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim.

A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another.

A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand.

A *Kate Winslett* -a drive that's little bit fat but otherwise perfect!

A *John KennedyJr*., didn't make it over the water.

An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks.

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed.

An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it.

A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver.

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver.

A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good.

An Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.

A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole.

A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right.

A *Nancy Pelosi* -way too far to the left.

A "Barbra Streisand" - Ugly but still working.

A "Linda Ronstadt" - Blew By You.

A "Dick Cheney" - Ball in an undisclosed location.

A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.

A *Peewee Herman* - Too much wrist.
 
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I used the Teddy Kennedy last nite.........

Hit a 6 iron right in the forehead, skipped it across about 15 ft. of water and it rolled up to about 7 ft.

After I drop the TK on him, he gives me the evil eye and say's "yah right. fuck you".

Don't know bout the rest of you boys, 70 deg and sunny here today-FORE:guitar:

And DST starts next weekend, oohrah!
 
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