Government job

[Alwayslit]

A guy goes to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "The first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

 

[usmcpurcell]

That made me actually laugh out loud.

 

[criollo]

When I was in college, my summer job was at an aerospace firm whose business was almost exclusively government contracts. This description is more accurate than many might want to believe!

 

[Cigar Cowboy]

LOL I like that one!!!

 

[Tnt Cigarguy]

As a federal government employee of 13 years now... I take complete offense to the idea that............. who am I kidding?...... I'm totally telling that joke first thing in the morning! :grin:

As a Federal Employee of 13 years you resemble that!

 

[dpmrpa]

:tiphat::clap::applause: Very funny. I was at work and read to friends we all laughed.

 

[javajunkie]

the wife works at the IRS. being a woman with a slight heart condition which precludes caffeine almost entirely, i gotta ask her if she could sleep in more often!

and yes, my couch is very comfy. o)

 

[Hot_Sauce]

That was a good one

Had to share it with the guys I work with