We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
There is a medical distinction.
In effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate any further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife at the door with a broom, and having the GUTS to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere"?
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling like perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the ass and having the BALLS to say: "You're next, Chubby".
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
There is a medical distinction.
In effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate any further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife at the door with a broom, and having the GUTS to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere"?
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling like perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the ass and having the BALLS to say: "You're next, Chubby".
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
